Julian Castro travels time, teaches mom about ‘reproductive justice’, inexplicably disappears
Well, the extremely crowded Democratic presidential field has suddenly gotten a little thinner. Julian Castro, the most woke candidate by...
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Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”
The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be...
Democrats send taxpayers $87 trillion bill for all the ‘free’ stuff they promised in 2 hour debate
Democrats sent an $87 trillion bill to American taxpayers for everything they promised in a generous auction-style debate the last...
Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night
Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...
Dem debate to be live auction; candidates to bid for votes with other people’s money
The Democratic National Committee has approved a new format for the first Democratic debate in the 2020 presidential election: a...
Feminist gives inspiring testimonial after watching video of black widow eating its mate
The crowd went wild. I was there. The room was electric. The 33rd annual gathering of ‘Women Against the Patriarchy’...
Taylor Swift’s ‘Calm Down’ breaks all records for virtue signals in pop record
Taylor Swift is back with more virtue signalling than ever! In a hot new single off her forthcoming album, "Irrelevant",...
Human Rights Campaign unanimously votes to add ‘C’ for clown to LGBT
A momentous occasion. The Human Rights Campaign of America has unanimously voted to add the letter 'C' to the ever...
ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...
Super woke Disney’s Toy Story 4: Woody is gay and Bo Peep has abortion
The once great children's entertainment company Disney has recently taken a dark turn with CEO explicitly advocating for limiting new...
