Breaking: McDonald’s throws hat into ‘chicken wars’
Some are inclined to say Chick-Fil-A, while others bear the brand of Popeye's. I say what is the purpose of...
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SJWs mad that the female Thor isn’t a black transgender lesbian
Natalie Portman's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is set to drastically expand in the next Thor sequel, as her franchise character...
Rey employs practical new light saber in ‘Rise of Skywalker’
Throwing out all the stops for the last in the latest Star Wars trilogy, producers at Disney have given the...
BREAKING: Tom Cruise announces he’s running for president in 2020
Joining the 15 million other candidates for president in 2020, movie titan Tom Cruise has decided to run, literally. He...
BREAKING: World shocked that a marriage with moral exemplar Miley Cyrus failed
The world is in shock after learning that the marriage between Liam Hemsworth and complete degenerate and whore Miley Cyrus...
Ocasio-Cortez horrified by Epstein’s painting of the Democratic ‘Party’
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez couldn't stand to look at the horrifying painting that was hanging in disgraced and suicided financier Jeffrey...
CNN’s Chris Cuomo fights negative Italian stereotypes by threatening to break stranger’s legs
CNN’s Chris Cuomo is a pillar of civilized discourse recently on a campaign to rid the world of negative Italian stereotypes....
AUTOPSY: Epstein suicide linked to constant loop of Taylor Swift’s new album
An autopsy has confirmed what has been widely-speculated for days now: the Jeffrey Epstein suicide was triggered by constant loop...
New evidence proves that Cain killed Abel after first-shooter video game binge
After several prominent figures have hypothesized that violent video games were to blame for the horrific mass shootings recently by...
