Kamala Harris releases campaign Monopoly game in which all spaces are ‘Go to Jail’
Kamala Harris was literally destroyed on the second night of the CNN Democratic debate by several of the other 12,000...
Culture
Angsty pre-teen destroys thousands of expert biblical scholars across millennia with brilliant summary, ‘it wuz all made up duh’
Wylie Marie, of North Dakota fame, just destroyed two-millenia of biblical exegesis in one fell swoop. During a stretch of...
Bernie Sanders immediately makes Cardi B economic advisor after seeing her roll around in money
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has made a bold staffing decision after been hounded by logical thinkers for advocating...
All 20 Candidates arrive at Democratic debate in one stylish car
CNN is hosting the second set of Democratic presidential debates Tuesday and Wednesday, taking place in Detroit. 20 Democrats will take...
Trump’s twitter account labeled ‘Weapon of Mass Destruction’ after Tweet destroys a million libs
Shut down the press. Trump made a tweet and it resulted in the deaths of a million liberals and counting!...
Study: San Francisco most accessible city in America for contracting the Black Plague
The numbers are in and, it turns out, if you long to live in filth and contract ancient diseases then...
Baltimore sends 15 murdered youths to the border so that Democrats will notice them
Baltimore residents sent 15 youths murdered there the past week to the border so that their Democratic city council and...
BREAKING: Russia to deploy hypersonic nuclear memes in 2020 presidential election
MOSCOW — Given the efficacy of Russian troll farms in the complete demoralization of the United States of America, Russia...
BREAKING: Rep. Omar and husband to divorce, agree to see other siblings
Leftist congresswoman Ilhan Omar and her husband – the father of her three children – have split and are heading...
London begins butter knife confiscation in zero-tolerance policy
The ordinary citizen, and even most police officers, in the U.K. cannot legally own a gun. As a result, gun...
