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Local man pretty sure he ended racism by tweeting ‘white people are the worst’
NEW YORK, NY—Several millennia of racism, slavery, and warfare came to an abrupt end Thursday when local progressive Dickey Le...
Fatalities mount as people run into plexiglass that wasn’t there yesterday
First there was 'sexiglass' the barrier that was placed between consenting adults. Maynard G. Crabs explained to GT, "The hole...
Newsom reassures public that the church of the state is still open during lockdown
On Friday, President Trump deemed houses of worship “essential" while California and other states keep in-person services closed due to...
BREAKING: Biden chooses black female as VP running mate
Amid backlash for some recent racists comments, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee to run against Donald J Trump, Joe Biden,...
Obama calls on black community to apologize for racist remarks made by Joe Biden
Former President Barack Obama has called on the black community to apologize for racist remarks recently made by presidential candidate...
Biden giving ‘Certified Black’ cards for every campaign donation
Do you want to be black? Have you always thought you were black but you just weren't sure? Well, doubt...
STUDY: Satire is 100% more effective than ventilators, in 12% of cases
The CDC has just released their newest treatment guidelines. Though they admit they have been wrong at every turn, everything...
California’s White Witch launches the 100-year quarantine
Los Angeles County Public Health Director Dr. Barbara Ferrer started her daily COVID news conference on Wednesday by apologizing for not being...
Tony Award nominee ‘Miss Wuhan, A Love Story Gone Viral’ up for Best Pandemic from a Communist Country
Who hasn't seen Miss Saigon? Based on the classic Puccini opera, Madame Butterfly, Miss Saigon tells the deeply romantic story...
