Netflix CEO Jerry Epstino defends sexualization of children in ‘Cuties’
LOS GATOS, CA—New Netflix CEO Jerry Epstino has issued a public defense of the new Netflix original film 'Cuties' (“Mignonnes”),...
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NFL plays anthem for every ethnicity on Earth before first game to promote unity
In response to the increased racial tension in America, the NFL opened its first game with the white national anthem,...
Oscars now require Best Picture nominees to have at least 1 scene with a living turd
Ahead of the #OscarsSoWhite controversy’s fifth anniversary, the Academy has announced a new set of inclusion requirements films must meet...
YouTube explains its extremely clear community guidelines
YouTube is a very open and transparent social media platform. In this informative video, YouTube representatives explain their extremely clear...
Biden Boat Parade in Chicago ends with 25 shot, 8 dead, 0 boats
While several huge Trump Boat Parades happened over Labor Day weekend with more on the way, the lone Biden Boat...
Biden names Cardi B Health Secretary after important fellatio PSA
WILMINGTO, DE—Demcratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has selected hip hop phenomenon Cardi B to be his Health and Human Services...
Smith & Wesson names Antifa their #1 salesman for 2020
It looks like gun sales are through the roof. It seems like not only is there a 6-month waiting list...
Dead Antifa protesters enjoying a fiery but ‘mostly peaceful’ afterlife
HELL—Several recently deceased Antifa warriors are enjoying a fiery but "mostly peaceful" afterlife in the eternal fires of Hell. A...
Netflix releases 3rd season of Making A Murderer: Andrew Cuomo
Netflix has raised the bar of television degeneracy. The entertainment behemoth have released the third season of the hit series...
Innovative California police department goes 100% transparent
BAD WATER, CA—The town of Bad Water has decided to have the most transparent police force in America. Considered by...
