STUDY: 67% of employees still trying to escape conversation with chatty coworkers
U.S.—A new study conducted by the CDC has found that almost 70% of all office workers are currently attempting to...
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BREAKING: Disney leaks new Star Wars title: ‘Episode IX: The Search for More Money’
After a monumental flop in Star Wars franchise history for the eighth installment, Disney has leaked the new Star Wars...
Pro-choice Democrats celebrate forebear Margaret Sanger in ‘white-supremacy white’
Democratic women House members — from Speaker Nancy Pelosi down to freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — showed up to Trump’s...
OPINION: If a Democrat is racist it’s because he’s a Republican
As the good people at CNN hinted at recently, if a Democrat is racist, it's because he's a Republican: End...
Protestors offended by exclusion from ‘Victim of the Year Awards’
The American Hardship Legal Center (AHLC) has announced the highly anticipated nominees for its Victim of the Year Awards that...
Young Rams team thrilled about their first Super Bowl participation trophy
The youngest NFL team to make it to a Super Bowl is thrilled about their big participation trophy. "Our self...
OPINION: MAGA kids are #literallyHitler, not Democratic racist who advocates infanticide
Public opinion has shifted. We as a society are letting the MAGA Covington Catholic kids off the hook for torturing...
CBS to air beloved film ‘Heidi’ instead of ‘toxic masculine’ Super Bowl
In a nod to feminist movements across the world including the popular "#metoo" campaign, CBS has decided that it won't...
Travelers cheer as TSA officers return to fondle their privates
U.S.—Plane travelers across the United States are celebrating the end of the government shutdown primarily because the T.S.A. guards are...
BREAKING: Two wrongs actually make a right; millions of mothers stunned
In stunning reversal, it has been decided that two wrongs do, in fact, make a right. Following recent incidents in...
