Newsom lets Ben Shapiro’s people go after 7th plague devastates California
LOS ANGELES—Governor Gavin Newsom has finally softened his hardened heart and let Ben Shapiro's people go after a 7th plague...
Religion
Branch Covidians apply for official religion status
WASHINGTON DC—The Branch Covidian cult has applied to be recognized an official religion with the federal government. "We are just...
Local man goes to church and instantly owns a million libs
Jonathan Johnson had had enough. After spending a typical Sunday morning sitting on his couch while watching liberal mayors and...
Biden says he would ‘straight up torture’ the Little Sisters of the Poor if elected
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden issued a statement Wednesday evening in which he said he was, “disappointed in today’s...
Shaun King demands removal of any image of Jesus that looks as white as he does
NEW YORK—Black Lives Matter activist and part-time freelance clown, Shaun King, has called for the removal of all statues and...
Mayor Lightfoot allows churches up to 25% capacity if they ‘burn the church to the ground first’
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot said Chicago churches can hold services with no more than 50 people, so long as they, "burn...
Black owners disguise their businesses as Planned Parenthood so rioters won’t burn them down
As the violent thirst of the mob continues to be quenched by directionless rage towards the small businesses, that bring...
Protesters furious at Trump for profaning a church they’re trying to destroy
Protesters are furious after President Donald Trump desecrated the newly burned St. John's Episcopal church in Washington DC by holding...
‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life
There's just something about Minnesota. Maybe it's because it smells like cheese all the time where nobody can figure out...
Newsom reassures public that the church of the state is still open during lockdown
On Friday, President Trump deemed houses of worship “essential" while California and other states keep in-person services closed due to...
