Disney to replace entire ‘Rise of Skywalker’ with 3 hours of Baby Yoda clips
After disappointing Last Jedi gross sales accompanied with a low average rating, Disney is hedging
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Alyssa Milano to play Nancy Pelosi in new impeachment film: ‘We Blew It’
Already has 110% rating on Rotten Tomatoes!
Bernie declares eating $120k duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government
Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan recently sold a banana duct-taped to a white wall for $120,000
Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year
In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created
Biden hires Jar Jar Binks as new speech writer
In an effort to stay relevant with the people he hopes to command as president,
China cracks down on Green Arrow propaganda for inspiring rebellious archery
Due to the usage of archery by Hong Kong Protesters, The People’s Republic of China
Bob Iger joins MasterClass for class on ruining beloved movie franchises
Disney chairman-CEO Bob Iger has signed on to the MasterClass digital education service, offering a course in
Bernie Sanders says he’ll put AOC in ‘very important’ bartending role in White House
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the
Elizabeth Banks mad that no men want to see her ugly feminist action film without action
“Charlie’s Angels” director Elizabeth Banks is furious that no men want to see her ugly
Disney to revert to all silent films to avoid offending anyone
Children’s entertainment giant Disney has announced that it will no longer be producing films with