RIP Stephen Colbert
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In what can only be described as a courageous act of historical scholarship, Ridley Scott—or whoever was contractually obligated to...
Cinco de Mayo: Celebrating The Three Brave Americans Who Defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its Independence
SANTA POCO, MEXICO — As the world prepares to consume record amounts of guacamole and lime-flavored malt beverages, historians are...
Talking frog convinces annoying kid to kill his dad
The original Star Wars original trilogy (1977–1983) is a landmark achievement in American cinema, primarily for proving that a perfectly...
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center
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UK Agrees to Let Kanye In If He Converts to Islam and Rapes At Least 5 White Girls During His Stay
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BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO
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2026 Oscars replaced with 2 hours of sustained yelling at a picture of Donald Trump
In a move that even the most jaded Academy voters are calling “pure, unadulterated Oceania chic,” the Motion Picture Academy...
2001: A Space Odyssey Remake Highlights HAL 9000 with ChatGPT Upgrade
Los Angeles, March 2026 — In a move that has already been described as “both inevitable and deeply unnecessary,” Warner...
WATCH: Fat Gun: Doughboy
Fat Gun: Doughboy is a political documentary that follows the bizarre and covert diplomatic mission known only as Operation Doughboy—an...
