Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity
The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced.
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Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat
In front of a live audience, actress Ellen Page announced that she is a transexual.
Brave celebrity comes out as a straight white male
HOLLYWOOD—No demographic receives more hate, especially in California, than straight white males. That’s why it’s
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a racist colonizer on Unthanksgiving
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Thanksgiving, you’re a racist colonizer, so that’s why most
Gov. Cuomo wins Emmy for Best Portrayal of A Mass Murderer
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has won an Emmy for Best Portrayal of a Mass Murderer
Eva Longoria, Matthew McConaughey star in ‘Gone With the Wind 2’ with Stacey Abrams as ‘Mammy
Olive Stone spilled his whiskey to our Genesius Times reporter, “I haven’t been this excited
BREAKING: Mysterious 50-foot sea monster terrorizes Democrats on the East Coast
WASHINGTON DC–A mysterious 50-foot sea monster made landfall today and terrorized Democrats all day causing
BREAKING: Biden to sell all red US states to China in first 100 days
WASHINGTON DC—Self-identifying President-Elect Joe Biden will sell 23 red states to China in his first
Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called “Adopt-a-Coyote” in response to the
Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny,
