Thousands of brave progressives drink bleach in order to prove Trump wrong on something he didn’t say
Thousands of brave progressives across the country have been hospitalized after drinking bleach to prove President Donald Trump wrong on...
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AOC: How can NY open if ‘Open for Business’ sign makers are closed?
The way Gov. Cuomo talks these days, New York is going to be closed for the foreseeable future. Maybe forever...
BREAKING: COVID-19 is CIA plot to inject Tom Hanks’s blood into every American through vaccine
Genesius Times investigative reporters have discovered the truth about the coronavirus pandemic. The entire crisis has been designed to instill...
BREAKING: Guy deciding who’s an ‘essential worker’ decides he is an essential worker
There is so much wrong with what's been going on these last two months it's hard to know where to...
CDC: ‘Coronavirus won’t last much longer because it was made in China’
An new report by the CDC promises that the novel coronavirus/COVID-19 won't last much longer, "because it was made in...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to be outside during lockdown
A woman with a "My Body My Choice" shirt has been stationed at a local park screaming at selfish people...
BREAKING: Police foil plot by syndicate of bioterrorist mama bears to kill millions by playing in park with kids
Brave Meridian, Idaho police foiled a horrific plot of several local mama bears to kill millions of people by playing...
Gates hopes his coronavirus vaccine is as effective as the flu shot so we can keep deaths below 60k a year
Microsoft founder and global depopulation pusher Bill Gates said that he hopes, "my coronavirus vaccine that he's working on will...
Gov Whitmer changes name to ‘Karen’, wants to speak to the manager of coronavirus about rude protesters
It's getting real in Michigan. In a bold move to counter lockdown protests, Governor Gretchen Whitmer has changed her name...
CDC: Americans should prepare for a second wave of inflated COVID death statistics
Even before the first phase of scary sensationalism about the COVID-19 pandemic has run its course, scientists are warning about the...
