Trump says ‘laughter is the best medicine’ to fight COVID-19; calls for national ‘Day of Satire’
During his daily COVID-19 press conference, President Donald Trump reported that, "laughter is the best medicine," in the fight against...
Health
American men actively trying to contract COVID-19 to escape quarantine honey-do lists
Domestic violence is on the rise as couples who usually work full time are forced together 24/7 during the COVID-19...
BREAKING: Chris Cuomo diagnosed with highly contagious verbal diarrhea
Chris Cuomo, CNN anchor and little brother to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has been diagnosed with a highly contagious...
Puzzled rancher wonders why coastal elites won’t just leave their cities and take up farming
It has been a whirlwind month for the Midwestern rancher, Arthur Worchestire. First he was told he would literally die...
BREAKING: Congress given permanent stay-at-home order for the safety of the country
After flubbing a massive $2 trillion stimulus bill intended to save the economy from the mess that they created with...
BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans have died from COVID-19; it’s time to panic
The CDC estimates that as of March 30, there have been at least 39 million cases, 400,000 hospitalizations and 24,000 deaths...
STUDY: Most quarantined people pretty much okay never interacting with all the annoying people out there
Who can forget the scenes of thousands of Chinese citizens going about their business wearing surgical masks? Some round, some...
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans agree to give you some of your money
WASHINGTON — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Treasury Secretary Steven T. Mnuchin reached a deal Friday on an economic stimulus package to...
DNC to include coronavirus in next debate to ‘make things interesting’
Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday suggested there should be no more televised debates for the remainder of the...
BREAKING: Coronavirus is afraid of coming into contact with Joe Biden
The dreaded coronavirus, which is warranting strict social distancing measures across the country, is employing its own social distancing measures...
