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CNN’s This Day in Teen Tourism on Abnormally Warm Weather History: 2004 Madrid Train Massacre

Exavier Saskagoochie March 11, 2026

On a crisp yet unseasonably pleasant early spring morning in Madrid, a group of young visitors from various backgrounds decided...

BREAKING: Minnesota Just Weeks Away from Developing Nuclear Weapon, Sources Say

Exavier Saskagoochie February 28, 2026

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Intelligence officials confirmed today that Minnesota is mere weeks—possibly days—from achieving a fully operational nuclear weapon,...

BREAKING: Trump bombs Iran so that he can get a Nobel Peace Prize like Obama

Exavier Saskagoochie February 28, 2026

In a bold move to secure lasting global recognition, President Donald J. Trump authorized precision airstrikes on multiple Iranian military...

Dan Bongino Takes Break from Ignoring Elite Child-Eating Sex-Traffickers to Call Out Candace Owens for Horrifyingly Saying Stuff

Exavier Saskagoochie February 26, 2026

In yet another masterclass of selective outrage, former Secret Service agent and current podcast impresario Dan Bongino has once again...

Pam Bondi’s Pedometer Stuck On ‘0’ Despite Busy Day of Pacing the Halls of Justice

Exavier Saskagoochie February 21, 2026

Washington, D.C. — In a development that has left fitness trackers across the capital utterly perplexed, U.S. Attorney General Pam...

SHOCK: Former Prince Andrew Has Tragically Died in Car Crash Next Week

Exavier Saskagoochie February 20, 2026

LONDON – In a development that has left the globe reeling with predictable astonishment, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor—formerly known to the world...

Mitch McConnell blinks twice to indicate vehement opposition to SAVE America Act

Exavier Saskagoochie February 20, 2026

Washington, D.C. — In a dramatic escalation of nonverbal parliamentary procedure, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) today registered his...