AOC: ‘If we just legalize all crime, then there will be a dramatic drop in crime rates’
As a progressive advocate for change, I believe it's high time we rethink our approach to crime and criminal justice...
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BREAKING: Disney names P. Diddy new CEO citing appeal with children
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—In a surprising move, Disney has announced that music mogul P. Diddy—who now goes by the pseudonym...
BREAKING: After deadly Baltimore shipping accident, Transportation Head Buttigieg vows to go on a boating vacation next
BALTIMORE—Following the disastrous shipwreck and bridge collapse in Baltimore, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has raised eyebrows by announcing his plans...
BREAKING: CIA claims responsibility for ISIS claiming responsibility for Moscow terror attack
WASHINGTON, DC—The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has claimed responsibility for the Islamic State (ISIS) claiming responsibility for the recent Moscow...
Allowing people to vote for anyone besides Joe Biden is a threat to Democracy!
In an age where the sanctity of democracy is being challenged daily, it's time to address the root of the...
BREAKING: Nikki Haley unanimously nominated Queen of the Swamp
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise coronation ceremony held in the heart of Washington D.C., Nikki Haley, former U.S. ambassador to the...
BREAKING: Biden hires new sign language interpreter
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden's administration has once again found itself embroiled in controversy. This time, it's not about policy decisions or...
BREAKING: Pilot of drone that accidentally killed 3 American service members identified
WASHINGTON, DC—The pilot of the drone that accidentally killed three American service men in Jordan has been identified as President*...
No one recognizes Hunter Biden at House hearing with clothes on and no crack pipe
In a bizarre twist during a recent House hearing, Hunter Biden found himself at the center of an identity crisis...
BREAKING: Feds host January 6 ‘reunion party’ with special guest Ray Epps
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI are hosting a January 6 reunion party with special guest Ray Epps to commemorate their insurrection. Today...
