Wildlife reclaiming parks during lockdown: ‘The brontosauruses have quadrupled’
YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK—Usually, when you drive through Yosemite Village, you have a tough time not running over gnarly rock climbers...
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BREAKING: Skydiver who forgot parachute dies from coronavirus
Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida...
BREAKING: Jussie Smollett’s sister fired from nursing job, beaten by two doctors wearing MAGA hats
Jussie Smollett's sister Imaris has been fired from her nursing job after sharing the harrowing incident of being forced to...
BREAKING: Bernie accepts new vacation home and drops out of presidential race
Democratic socialist Senator Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the 2020 presidential race and begun moving into his new vacation...
BREAKING: Historian discovers provision that cancels Bill of Rights in the event of a really bad cold
At this juncture, it seems safe to say that somebody in the Constitutional Convention of 1787 may very well have...
Florida man dies from COVID-19 minutes after dying in a car accident
Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida...
Breaking: New Orleans Coronavirus outbreak caused by Popeye’s new fried bat combo
Upping the ante in the Chicken flame wars, Popeye’s released their boldest meal to date. Playing off of the Corona...
BREAKING: Joe ‘Exotic’ Biden surges in polls with new post-quarantine look
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden's campaign has been suffering through weak polling numbers and consistent senility. The New York Times...
BREAKING: Chris Cuomo diagnosed with highly contagious verbal diarrhea
Chris Cuomo, CNN anchor and little brother to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has been diagnosed with a highly contagious...
BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans have died from COVID-19; it’s time to panic
The CDC estimates that as of March 30, there have been at least 39 million cases, 400,000 hospitalizations and 24,000 deaths...
