BREAKING: Epstein story officially killed by mainstream media; ‘Nothing to see here’
The Jeffrey Epstein story, which gained the attention of all media outlets last week, has been declared dead by the...
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Satan congratulates socialists for committing every deadly sin at once
A Bernie Sanders speech at a Democratic Socialists of America meeting was interrupted earlier this week when the Prince of...
Robert Mueller assigned as special counsel to investigate Epstein suicide
Due to his impeccable record as a dependable legal counsel in investigation of important matters and ability to come up...
BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for California in unprecedented deal
Washington DC—After months of growing trade tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with...
Joe Biden agrees with Bernie, wants to make the minimum age 15
The 3 million candidates for the 2020 Democratic Presidential nomination don't agree on much, especially Joe Biden. But recently Biden...
CNN’s Chris Cuomo fights negative Italian stereotypes by threatening to break stranger’s legs
CNN’s Chris Cuomo is a pillar of civilized discourse recently on a campaign to rid the world of negative Italian stereotypes....
Unsealed court docs reveal Epstein was the one who let the dogs out back in 2000
A baffling mystery for nearly 20 years has been solved with recently unsealed court documents from the Jeffrey Epstein case....
APA adds ‘knowing Clintons’ to DSM as leading risk factor of suicide
The American Psychological Association has updated its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM) with a minor entry, adding 'knowing Clintons' to...
BREAKING: Epstein’s prison guard was tragically killed in auto accident tomorrow
In a shocking coincidence, the prison guard who was watching Jeffrey Epstein during his suicide, Malcolm Smith, was tragically killed...
AUTOPSY: Epstein suicide linked to constant loop of Taylor Swift’s new album
An autopsy has confirmed what has been widely-speculated for days now: the Jeffrey Epstein suicide was triggered by constant loop...
