DNC to Replace 2020 Convention with Two Minutes of Loud, Sustained Yelling at Images of Trump
In a move that some have called "hip" and "with it", the Democratic National Committee will do away with their...
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Governor’s Wife to Go By “First Seal” not “First Lady” in Nod to Gender Equality and the End of the World
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the life partner of California's newly inaugurated governor, Gavin Newsom, says she's nixing the...
Congressional turd proposes 70% tax on rich for gold-plated sewers
The first-ever living turd to be elected to the US House of Representatives, Chet (@ChetTheTurd), is not wasting any time...
Transgender woman destroys game shop; wonders why people don’t treat her like a lady
In a barbaric rage, a biological man who prefers to be called a woman, destroyed a game store in Albuquerque,...
Local woman’s faith shook to the core when unexpected thunderstorm ruins her outdoor wedding
"It was not supposed to happen like this." Jessica Trayler exclusively recounted for us as unexpected thunderstorms rolled through Northern...
Local man accidentally expels wife’s demons while reciting prayers from dusty old Latin book
While cleaning out his attic, a local man stumbled upon a dusty old prayer book written in Latin that is...
George H W Bush died from death
Rumors have spread like wildfire about the former president's death. What was the cause? Health experts have now confirmed that...
Thousands of migrants demand ‘human rights’ by bashing people and destroying others’ property
The migrant caravan seeking asylum and 'human rights' has reached the US border and started bashing border patrol agents and...
Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet
While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage...
Black man sued for not baking KKK cake
A black man, Reginald Smith of Lake, Colorado is being sued for not providing a cake for a KKK rally...
