BREAKING: Biden surrenders to Nazi Germany too
WASHINGTON, DC—After a successful withdrawal and surrender to Taliban forces in Afghanistan, US President* Joe Biden has unilaterally decided to...
WASHINGTON, DC—After a successful withdrawal and surrender to Taliban forces in Afghanistan, US President* Joe Biden has unilaterally decided to...
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—As the new Afghan government is forming, former US Democratic Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg announced himself victorious in the...
WASHINGTON, DC—Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley was appalled to hear that the Taliban cancelled all...
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden finally promised the 10-15,000 Americans still trapped in Afghanistan that they don't need to worry about...
EDGEWOOD, TX—St. Luke's Hospital CEO Jimmy Onenutt is wondering where all the nurses went after he just fired them for...
WASHINGTON, DC—The DC bomb threat suspect has surrendered to law enforcement officials peacefully after threatening on a livestream from his...
US--Reports from across the country confirm that millions of Biden voters are so ashamed by the recent scandals of the...
NEW YORK--Thousands of New Yorkers across the city today are pretending to be Afghani terrorists so that they can move...
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden invited the Taliban to an extravagant dinner at the White House "to show them I mean business,"...