Calvin Klein releases Obsession for G-Men who can’t get enough of Trump
In an unexpected move that has left the fragrance industry buzzing, Calvin Klein has introduced its latest olfactory creation: 'Obsession...
Politics
BREAKING: Russian President Putin has opposition leader arrested in Soviet-style political move
MOSCOW—Russian President Vladimir Putin has had the leader of the opposition party arrested in a Soviet-style totalitarian political move. Leaders...
BREAKING: Biden DOJ launches another $100M fundraiser for Trump by indicting him again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning turn of events, the Biden Department of Justice (DOJ) has unintentionally launched a record-breaking fundraising campaign...
Eric Adams orders New Yorkers to house migrant children in their dresser drawers
NEW YORK—Amid the immigration crisis at the not-open Southern border, Mayor Eric Adams has issued an executive order, mandating that...
2023 Tournament of Disgraced Government Agencies
The 2023 Tournament of Disgraced Government Agencies features four brackets, loaded with incompetence and corruption. Cast your vote below or on Twitter...
Gov Hochul urges New Yorkers to protect themselves from Canadian fire smoke by ‘getting vaccinated now’
NEW YORK—In an unexpected twist, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy to protect New Yorkers from...
BREAKING: Mayor Adams bans Canadian wildfire smoke from New York City
NEW YORK—In a bold move to protect the lungs of New Yorkers, Mayor Eric Adams has announced a groundbreaking ban...
BREAKING: Air Force reveals new presidential walker: Sidewalk Force One
In a groundbreaking move, the United States Air Force has announced its latest innovation to accommodate President Joe Biden's mobility...
BREAKING: Congress narrowly averts being fiscally responsible again
US—Democrats helped Kevin McCarthy pass the controversial debt limit deal he made with President Joe Biden that will suspend the...
Chik-fil-A to serve only dark chicken meat per new Diversity, Equity and Inclusion guideline
In a surprising and potentially controversial move, fast-food chain Chik-fil-A announced its newest initiative aimed at promoting diversity, equity, and...
