BREAKING: Kamala Harris shows off her favorite Glock to prove she’s not anti-gun
WASHINGTON, DC—In an unexpected and awkward press conference, Vice President Kamala Harris finally addressed her controversial comments about being a...
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BREAKING: Tim Walz considers dropping out of presidential race after learning he might be sent to Battleground States
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is reportedly considering withdrawing from the 2024 presidential race after an unfortunate misunderstanding...
We need to let millions of foreigners vote this election because a majority of Americans don’t know what’s good for them obviously
Greetings, fellow Earthlings of all genders and species. I am Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD PhD, the most intersectionally progressive being...
Starbucks Unveils new ‘Kamala Word Salad’ with a few shreds of lettuce topped with verbal diarrhea
Starbucks, the coffee giant known for staying on the pulse of cultural trends, has unveiled its latest culinary masterpiece: the...
I’d Rather Have a Thermonuclear World War with Kamala Harris Than World Peace Under Trump
As the most intersectionally progressive person in the world, a transwoman trapped inside the body of a transman, I’ve seen...
JUST IN: Kamala Harris reassures Hurricane victims that she was the first VP to tour an abortion facility
In an emotional press conference today, Vice President Kamala Harris offered comfort to the victims of Hurricane Helene by reminding...
BREAKING: Buttigieg requires all vehicles bringing aid to hurricane victims to be electric cars
In a bold and forward-thinking move that has left disaster relief teams scrambling, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has announced that...
BREAKING: Truckers sneak hurricane relief into North Carolina by disguising aid as ‘Illegal Immigrants’ to outwit federal roadblocks
CHARLOTTE, NC — In a brazen display of disrespect to federal agencies, truckers across the U.S. have joined forces to...
Liz Cheney endorses Kamala Harris: ‘She will bomb countries I haven’t even thought of yet’
In a shocking twist that has sent shockwaves through the political universe and possibly several foreign nations, former Wyoming congresswoman...
BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Kamala Harris enrolls all victims of Hurricane Helene in the Jelly of the Month Club
In a move that has left hurricane victims across North Carolina both confused and sticky-handed, Vice President Kamala Harris announced...
