LA Health Dept. giving out free COVID masks with holes for easier crack smoking
LOS ANGELES — The LA Department of Health is giving away free face masks with
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House passes latest coronavirus stimulus bill containing 12 pounds of literal horse dung in it
WASHINGTON — The House on Friday narrowly passed a $3 trillion coronavirus relief package crafted by Democrats
Biden fires his speech writer Jar Jar Binks
Displeased with his speech writing up to this point, presidential candidate and former Vice President
BREAKING: 23andMe reveals Nancy Pelosi shares 99.97% of her DNA with the Wuhan bat
Have you seen the Wuhan bat? The teeth alone are scary enough but put that
CDC releases official ‘contact tracer’ uniform and haircut
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released the official uniform and haircut
Police shoot local dad for violating Justin Trudeau’s finger gun ban
FAIRVIEW, ALBERTA — Following Justin Trudeau‘s recent ban of 1,500 makes and models of firearms,
BREAKING: Congress repeals 13th Amendment to make all Americans debt slaves
These United States had a program of Mandatory Volunteerism a few hundred years ago. It
Coronavirus holds press conference to tell us how to keep safe from the government
After months of government press conferences telling the people of the world how to keep
As states reopen, Democrats threaten to stay at home and do nothing, just like before COVID
As states across the country set to reopen after the unprecedented COVID-19 shutdown, Democrats have
California spends $14 trillion on police hovercrafts to catch quarantine-breaking surfers
California Governor Gavin Newsom has probably taken the most drastic measures of any state in