BREAKING: Several Minneapolis Women Shave Their Balls to Protest ICE in Their City
MINNEAPOLIS — In what organizers are calling “the most committed act of somatic solidarity since the Great Tampon Ear Plug...
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Leftists Protest new MAHA Food Pyramid by Staging ‘Processed-Carbs-Only’ Sit-in Marathon
WASHINGTON, DC—Dozens of activists gathered on the National Mall today to protest the newly released Dietary Guidelines for Americans, 2025-2030,...
Trump on a Roll: Mamdani Captured and Flown Out of NYC Following ‘Large Scale’ US Attack
NEW YORK — In what White House officials are already calling “Operation Very Tremendous,” U.S. special forces early this morning...
‘No Kings’ protesters demand dictator Maduro be restored to power in Venezuela
Seattle, WA — In a display of unwavering commitment to sovereignty abroad while maintaining flexible standards at home, participants from...
BREAKING: Mamdani opens NYC’s first forced labor camp to generate that ‘warmth of collectivism’
New York, NY – In an innovative push to combat urban apathy and boost communal bonds, City Council Member Zohran...
GOP Leaders Vow Crackdown on ‘Rampant Fraud’ Once They Secure the Presidency, the House, the Senate, and Supreme Court
Washington, D.C. — In a fiery press conference on Capitol Hill today, Republican leaders pledged to finally address the nation's...
BREAKING: GOP Congress narrowly avoids doing anything the entire year of 2025
Washington, D.C. — In a masterful exhibition of bipartisan complicity masked as partisan deadlock, the Republican-led 119th Congress has proudly...
Joe Biden finally raises enough money for his presidential library
Wilmington, DE – In a triumphant announcement today, former President Joe Biden revealed that his long-stalled presidential library project has...
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz Counters Lindell’s Gubernatorial Bid with Launch of “MyTampon” Brand
St. Paul, MN – Fresh off MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell's announcement that he will seek the Republican nomination to challenge...
AOC: The mass shooting in Australia didn’t really happen because guns are illegal there
Folks, let's talk about this supposed "mass shooting" down in Australia yesterday. You know, the one at Bondi Beach during...
