Biden to give his first press conference in the year 4032, shortly after it’s okay to stop wearing masks
WASHINGTON, DC—Media reports confirmed today that President Biden is set to have his first press conference in the year 4032,...
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Cuomo promises to harass at least 50% transwomen from now on
ALBANY, NY--New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has agreed to a compromise with the #metoo movement to save his job. He...
Get a lobotomy and other ways you can celebrate the 1st anniversary of ’15 Days to Flatten the Curve’
US—It's been one whole year since our health experts told us we would only need to lockdown society and ruin...
OP-ED: Millionaire princesses living in mansions are the only truly oppressed people
The world was riveted last week by Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. The interview became an...
New HR1 bill simplifies all future voting by making Meghan Markle Queen of the United States
WASHINGTON, DC—HR1, the bill before the United States Congress that takes away the state’s rights in regards to administering votes,...
BREAKING: Democrats agree to let you have some of your money in $1.9 trillion relief package
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats in control of both houses of Congress and the White House recently passed the $1.9 trillion relief package,...
Biden assures everyone we’ll be able to celebrate July 4th by year’s end
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden offered some crucial guidance earlier today on how to safely celebrate the upcoming holidays over the course...
Biden promises to briefly release citizens from lockdown on 4th of July for good behavior
WASHINGTON, DC—For the one-year anniversary of "15 Days to Flatten the Curve", President Biden promises to release the citizens of...
BREAKING: White House schedules Biden’s first State of the Union speech for shortly after he dies
WASHINGTON, DC—The White House has scheduled President Biden's first State of the Union speech to be delivered to a joint...
OP-ED: Cuomo should resign for sexual misconduct only if another 10,000 accusers come forward
You’re probably very familiar by now with the recent scandal that’s been plaguing NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over the past...
