Politics

Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’

The Lonely Rogue March 6, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The Harris-Biden-Pelosi administration has officially renamed the obviously racist White House "Privileged House" following a national poll. “Yes, it’s...

Cuomo says he was too busy killing 15,000 seniors to do anything bad like sexually harass someone

Jeremy Spoken March 5, 2021 0

ALBANY, NY—Governor Andrew Cuomo has offered a unique defense against the myriad sexual assault allegations that have been raised against...

Congress passes law requiring all bills to be at least 10,000 pages long

Rafi Metz March 5, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Congress passed a law today requiring that all future bills be at least 10,000 pages long. “We want all...

Biden calls up National Guard to protect against the growing threat of Dr. Seuss

Exavier Saskagoochie March 5, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has called up the National Guard to protect the entire country against the vicious new threat of...

Biden gets largest crowd ever at border rally

Exavier Saskagoochie March 4, 2021 0

(CNN) President Joe Biden must be getting really popular. Everyone must love his long list of executive orders and new...

BREAKING: Texas declares each Californian 3/5th of a person

Rafi Metz March 4, 2021 0

AUSTIN, TX—Texas Gov. Gregg Abbott signed an executive order today declaring Californians in his state three-fifths of a person. “I...

Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt freaks out about Texas ending mask mandate

Exavier Saskagoochie March 3, 2021 0

AUSTIN—A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at the Texas governor's mansion screaming at Governor...

POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden

Richie Richards March 2, 2021 0

Dominion-elect President Joe Biden's approval rating plummeted among one of Democrat's most reliable voter base, the dead.The survey released Tuesday...