Biden assures voters, ‘It’s not sexual assault, it’s democratic sexual assault’
Presidential front runner Joe Biden has finally answered critics regarding the alleged sexual assault he committed on Tara Reade decades...
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Alyssa Milano says victims should feel ‘privileged’ to be sexually assaulted by Joe Biden
Several brave women's rights activists such as Alyssa Milano have come out in support of Joe Biden against his sexual...
Democrats move to ban ultraviolet light after Trump endorses it
Democrats on all government levels have begun writing laws to ban the evil substance known as ultraviolet light. Despite the...
Kim Jong Un’s surgeons regret to inform the world that they failed to keep Dear Leader alive
As rumors continue to swirl about the health of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, his surgeons, two Americans have...
Thousands of brave progressives drink bleach in order to prove Trump wrong on something he didn’t say
Thousands of brave progressives across the country have been hospitalized after drinking bleach to prove President Donald Trump wrong on...
AOC: How can NY open if ‘Open for Business’ sign makers are closed?
The way Gov. Cuomo talks these days, New York is going to be closed for the foreseeable future. Maybe forever...
BREAKING: Guy deciding who’s an ‘essential worker’ decides he is an essential worker
There is so much wrong with what's been going on these last two months it's hard to know where to...
De Blasio turns quarantine snitch app into dating service after it’s flooded with penis pics
As the great Rahm Emanuel was known to say, "never let a good crisis go to waste" and Mayor Bill...
Gates hopes his coronavirus vaccine is as effective as the flu shot so we can keep deaths below 60k a year
Microsoft founder and global depopulation pusher Bill Gates said that he hopes, "my coronavirus vaccine that he's working on will...
Gov Whitmer changes name to ‘Karen’, wants to speak to the manager of coronavirus about rude protesters
It's getting real in Michigan. In a bold move to counter lockdown protests, Governor Gretchen Whitmer has changed her name...
