Fetuses self-identifying as pit bulls after Trump signs federal animal cruelty ban into law
In a rare display of political unity, President Trump on Monday signed a bipartisan bill that, for the first time,...
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Local Bernie fan complains about having 23 options for Thanksgiving dessert
A local Bernie Sanders fan is planning on yelling about the evils and inadequacies of capitalism—especially having so many dessert...
Queen generously gives Prince Andrew all-expenses paid vacation to special Parisian tunnel
Queen Elizabeth gave Prince Andrew the royal sendoff as he embarked on an all-expenses paid vacation to a special Parisian...
Buttigieg supports NASA program to put man in Uranus
Presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg has endorsed a NASA program to put a man in Uranus. NASA's latest robotic mission to...
Greta Thunberg demands Swalwell’s flogging after public methane release
Climate Change expert Greta Thunberg demanded public flogging over the release of toxic methane gas done by former presidential candidate...
Queen Elizabeth grounds Prince Andrew, takes iPad away for ‘hanging out with that pedophile Epstein again’
Buckingham Palace have announced that Queen Elizabeth has grounded Prince Andrew and taken away his iPad for an entire month...
Bernie Sanders says he’ll put AOC in ‘very important’ bartending role in White House
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the White House should fellow Democratic...
Adam Schiff declares Elise Stefanik out of order for the rest of her life
In another effort to continue the impeachment process of Donald J Trump, United States Congressman Adam Schiff has declared that...
CONFIRMED: Greta is cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity
Rumors circulated after teen climate activist Greta Thunberg met with Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently. Was she in fact a...
BREAKING: Two Epstein prison guards scheduled to be suicided tomorrow
Two correctional officers who were responsible for guarding Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself in his New York jail cell...
