CNN: Trump Poised to Invade Washington DC in Alarming Escalation
In what experts are calling “the most dangerous moment in American history since the last time Trump was president,” Donald...
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BREAKING: Robert Mueller Surges in 2028 Democratic Polls After Admitting He Has Dementia
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a plot twist that has left political pundits checking their calendars for April Fools’ Day, former...
BREAKING: Texas Democratic Legislators Flee to Las Vegas to Protest Gambling in Texas
LAS VEGAS—In a dazzling display of principled acrobatics, Texas Democratic state legislators have once again abandoned the dusty halls of...
BREAKING: Bondi Promises to Make Up for Not Arresting Epstein Clients by Not Arresting Anyone Involved in Russiagate
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General Pam Bondi announced today that she will make up for not arresting any of the...
EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Jerry Mander, the Ingenious Inventor of Gerrymandering
In a dusty, map-cluttered shack reeking of hubris and stale whiskey, Genesius Times nabbed an exclusive with Jerry Mander, the...
BREAKING: House Republicans Narrowly Avoid Doing Anything Before Recess
Washington, D.C. — In a close call that briefly threatened to interrupt a carefully scheduled recess, House Republicans narrowly avoided...
BREAKING: Bondi Promises to Make Up for Not Releasing Epstein Files by Not Releasing Obama Files
Washington, D.C. — U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Monday that she plans to make amends for her failure to...
Trump Proposes Renaming NFL Commanders Back to “Redskins,” Citing Offense to Commanders-in-Chief
Washington, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that he believes the Washington Commanders NFL team should revert to...
Democrats starting to think it was a bad idea to arrest and try to kill Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats, including Rep. Adam Schiff, are reportedly sweating bullets over their years-long quest to prosecute and politically annihilate former...
BREAKING: Obama says he didn’t commit treason in Russiagate because he’s ‘not even an American citizen’
Former US President Barack Obama has responded to charges of treason by assuring everyone that he was never an American...
