OPINION: Bullying is wrong! That’s why we need to band together and destroy these kids’ lives
Videos have surfaced of a bunch of kids at a Washington march, surrounding an old Native American veteran and taunting...
Politics
‘Fetuses are parasites,’ says 34-year-old living in parents’ basement
The unemployed Herman Schock, who currently resides in the basement of his parents' house in a suburb of Kansas City,...
Google offers aversion therapy for conservative employees who slipped through the cracks
After several complaints by Google employees that a manager mentioned the deeply problematic and homophobic word "family", the company (NASDAQ:...
All elected officials replaced with actual toddlers during government shutdown
Unbeknownst to the American public at large, all federal elected officials have been replaced with actual toddlers during the government...
Millennials unsure how to pay off student debt but certain about how to run the US economy
Millions of Millennials and the younger "Generation Z" have graduated college and graduate school with upwards of hundreds of thousands...
OPINION: Stop threatening to take away my border fencing
I grew up on the border in McAllen, Texas and I can tell you that we have a great quality...
Gillette Introduces ‘Ball Blades’ to Help Fight ‘Toxic Masculinity’ via Castration
The razor giant Gillette is embracing the #MeToo movement with its new line of blades designed especially for excising testes....
DNC to Replace 2020 Convention with Two Minutes of Loud, Sustained Yelling at Images of Trump
In a move that some have called "hip" and "with it", the Democratic National Committee will do away with their...
Detective uncovers extreme Knights of Columbus terror plot to “save babies”
The scene can be described as jarring: A room full of octogenarians sitting around card tables and swilling beer while...
Governor’s Wife to Go By “First Seal” not “First Lady” in Nod to Gender Equality and the End of the World
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the life partner of California's newly inaugurated governor, Gavin Newsom, says she's nixing the...
