BREAKING: Dozens of fat ugly women won’t have sex with you until Trump is removed from office
US—Dozens of fat and ugly women have announced that they will not have sex with any man until President Donald...
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BREAKING: Canada erects border wall to keep out all the worthless libtards fleeing America after Trump election
TORONTO—In a surprising move, Canada has decided to erect a border wall to keep out all the worthless Libtards fleeing...
BREAKING: Mexico to build border wall to keep migrants in the US following Trump win
MEXICO CITY—With the historic win of Donald Trump on November 5th, there is growing fear within the Federal Government of...
BREAKING: Chicago mob protests democratically elected candidate in order to ‘save democracy’
CHICAGO—A group of residents, self-proclaimed as the "Chicago Mob," has taken it upon themselves to protest the democratically elected President Donald...
Kamala Harris demands to know why the DNC didn’t cheat as hard for her as they did for Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has taken the political world by storm with her latest demand: she wants to know...
Ghost of Peanut the Squirrel Makes Spirited Appearance at Trump Acceptance Speech
In a truly unexpected twist during his acceptance speech, former President Donald Trump was joined by an ethereal guest—none other...
BREAKING: Democrats argue that Trump can’t be president again because it would be his third term
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats, furious about the Donald Trump election victory, are claiming that he can't be president again because it would...
BREAKING: DOJ to indict 72 million Americans for interfering in the election by voting for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Justice (DOJ) has announced that it will be indicting 72 million Americans for interfering in the...
FLASH FLOOD WARNING in Several U.S. Cities Due to Liberal Tears Following Trump Victory
(New York, NY) — The National Weather Service has issued an urgent flash flood warning as record-breaking liberal tears inundate...
REPORT: 15 million Biden voters tragically died again before they could vote for Kamala Harris
Washington, D.C. — In an unexpected turn of events, the Harris campaign was dealt a heavy blow today as it...
