BREAKING: Justice Department has investigated itself and found it did nothing wrong
WASHINGTON, DC—Department of Justice special counsel John Durham, who has been examining abuses during the Russia investigation, has successfully secured...
Politics
BREAKING: Biden sends 31 Abrams tanks to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—In a major increase of U.S. support to Ukraine, President* Joe Biden has signed off on sending 31 Stacey Abrams...
Exclusive interview with a guy behind a mask and sunglasses that’s totally Damar Hamlin
We at Genesius Times is pleased to share with you an exclusive interview with a guy behind a mask and...
5 Simple Ways To Avoid Possessing Classified Information
By now you’re probably aware of the fact that classified materials have been found in multiple locations belonging to the...
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi Unable to Return Home After Priest Performs Exorcism at Her House
SAN FRANCISCO—In an interview with the New York Times, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), revealed that she had a priest perform...
‘Does 2+2=4?’ And Other Questions Biden’s Press Secretary Couldn’t Answer From The Press
President Biden’s press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, has become notorious for deflecting questions from or giving non-answers to members of the...
Military Ends Protecting What is Definitely Not a One World Government
DAVOS—As the WEF concludes, 5,000 military personnel are no longer needed to protect what is absolutely not, without a doubt,...
SCARY: These are the lungs of 7-year-old who grew up in a home with a gas oven
Just look at this picture to see what the lungs of an unvaccinated person. I don’t know how you can...
NZ Prime Minister Ardern steps down to pursue her dream of racing in the Kentucky Derby
Jacinda Ardern has announced she will quit as New Zealand prime minister next month, saying she wants to pursue her...
AOC defends Biden money laundering because ‘there’s so many germs on money’
WASHINGTON, DC—After learning that Joe Biden was laundering money through Ukraine and his son Hunter Biden, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defended...
