With 0% of Votes Counted, Fox News Projects Miriam Adelson Victory in Kentucky House Primary
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Citing “robust internal modeling” and an unnamed source described only as “a very reliable donor,” Fox News...
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Kentucky Derby Horse Accuses Ed Gallrein of Sexual Misconduct, Offering Her Hush Money
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Ed Gallrein, the Republican candidate for Kentucky’s 4th Congressional District, saw his once-promising campaign collapse Wednesday after...
BREAKING: Local Farmer Alleges Ed Gallrein Barbecued Bald Eagle at Secret Ceremony
BOONE COUNTY, Ky. — A local farmer has come forward with explosive allegations that Republican congressional candidate Ed Gallrein, who...
BREAKING: Cow Claims Thomas Massie Offered Her $5k in ‘Cow Money’ to Hide His Popeyes Love
WASHINGTON — A veteran Chick-fil-A spokes-cow has leveled explosive new allegations against Thomas Massie, claiming the congressman not only carried...
AOC: Republicans are trying to rig elections by only allowing US citizens to vote
In a blatant attempt to rig our elections and silence the voices that truly built this nation, Republicans are once...
Trump Deploys Maintenance Crew to Correct Glaring Typo
WASHINGTON — In a decisive show of executive efficiency, Donald Trump has ordered a specialized federal maintenance team to address...
Evangelicals Finally Find a Graven Image They Can Worship
DORAL, FL — After centuries of staunchly opposing the veneration of religious statues — including centuries of criticism directed at...
Democratic lawmakers are furious that they have to follow laws
RICHMOND, Va. — Democratic leaders in Virginia voiced profound disappointment Tuesday following a state Supreme Court ruling that struck down...
Evangelicals Update the Bible: ‘Thou Shalt Have No Graven Images…Except If It’s Gold Plated and Owns the Libs’
DORAL, FL — Following a solemn blessing ceremony at Trump National Doral Miami, evangelical leaders announced a long-overdue clarification to...
Israel Celebrates US-Iran Peace Plan by Bombing the Hell Out of Lebanon
TEL AVIV — Israeli officials announced Thursday that a landmark peace initiative with Iran would be moving forward, marking the...
