Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People
AUSTIN — State Rep. James Talarico holds the support of nearly all respondents in a new survey of Texas lizard...
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Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit
Scholars reviewing early textual traditions now conclude that Eve responded “not to my knowledge” when asked whether she had eaten...
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer
CHICAGO — Rep. Ilhan Omar participated in a taping of the Jerry Springer show on Friday. The episode is scheduled...
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
WASHINGTON — Former President Barack Obama said Thursday that a politician’s foreign birth, earlier use of a different name, and...
French Officials Unable to Determine Who Surrenders First in Ongoing Unrest
PARIS — French authorities said they have been unable to establish which side yields first when rioters and government officials...
Ilhan Omar Pleads the Fifth 113 Times on Whether Her Husband Is Her Brother
WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar invoked her Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination 113 times on Wednesday when asked whether her...
Netanyahu Demands 2-State Solution for France Following Unrest
JERUSALEM — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Tuesday that France should adopt a two-state solution following several nights of...
Macron: “It’s Not a Riot If It’s Not From France’s Riôt Region. This Is Just Sparkling Social Discontent”
PARIS — President Emmanuel Macron said Monday that recent disturbances in several French cities do not qualify as riots, because...
Trump Taps Sydney Sweeney as New Press Secretary, Pledges “Nothing but Policy”
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced that actress Sydney Sweeney will serve as White House Press Secretary. In her first briefing,...
Left-Wingers Hold Massive Campaign Rallies for Right-Wing Party All Around France
PARIS — In what political analysts are calling one of the most effective grassroots operations of the 2027 campaign cycle,...
