BREAKING: Pennsylvania elects first brain-dead Senator
PENNSYLVANIA—In a major defeat for ableism, voters of the Keystone State have elected the first braindead person to Senate, doubling...
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BREAKING: White House denies that denying election wins by election deniers is election denial
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karen Jean-Pierre said that the Biden administration denies that denying election victories of election deniers...
BREAKING: Officials may need weeks after election to determine how much they need to cheat
US—Results for the highly anticipated midterm elections may not come for days, or weeks, after voting concludes — and that's not a...
Kathy Hochul named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2022
NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Governor Kathy Hochul the #1 salesman of the year. It’s not just a few Upper West...
VIDEO: Flags fall at Fetterman rally
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Biden warns that democracy is being threatened by too many people participating in democracy
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has warned the country that democracy is being threatened by too many people participating in democracy. Biden...
AOC launches GoFundMe to pay for $8 fee to keep blue checkmark on Twitter
Times are tough for leftists. Not only are they getting destroyed in the polls for the midterm elections, but now...
Are You a Threat to Democracy? Here Are the Troubling Signs
There’s nothing worse than being a threat to democracy. It’s the greatest of all sins. To ensure you aren’t a...
Hochul: ‘It’s a conspiracy theory that New Yorkers don’t want to die in a Nuclear Armageddon’
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul (D), said, Tuesday, that what really scares people in the Empire State isn't the threat...
Your Guide to the 2022 Midterm Elections
Are you having trouble navigating the upcoming midterm elections? Well, you’re in luck, because we at the Genesius Times are...
