Omar offers condolences to friends and family of ‘austere scholar’ al-Baghdadi
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the reclusive leader of the world’s most austere religious movement, was killed during a daring nighttime raid by...
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Sharpton slams Trump for lack of diversity in team that caught al-Baghdadi
Al Sharpton tore in to the callous President Trump for having the world's leading terrorist killed with a roughly homogenous...
‘Radically saved’ Kanye will now only eat Chik-fil-A; says Popeyes is the ‘Devil’s chicken’
Adam Tyson, pastor of Placerita Bible Church in Newhall, California, revealed that Kanye West — a newly saved Christian — told him...
Breaking: Fed-up Catholic throws Billy Idol into Tiber
It all started in a Vatican prayer garden where a service was held that reached its crescendo at participants bowing...
Sheikh O’Rourke vows to impose jizya tax on gay marriage opponents
During a town hall hosted by CNN, the venerable sheikh Beto O’Rourke explained his plan for bringing critics of the...
Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
Elizabeth Warren to celebrate Indigenous People’s Day by scalping 6 of her political enemies
Most people are aware that Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president, is a true...
San Francisco to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing scores of people to climate god
Everyone already knows that Columbus was a literal Hitler from the 15th century and that all woke people celebrate Indigenous...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez releases new cookbook, ‘Cooking Babies for Climate Change’
It all started with a crazed disciple of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez charging her podium shouting "We've got to eat babies to...
Thunberg to Pope, “Have you accepted climate change as your lord and savior?”
The path of the evangelist is one of constant hope and failure, so one should not read too much into...
