In an ironic twist of political discourse, President Joe Biden's assertion that "climate change is the single greatest threat to...
Biden offers free healthcare and $6000 a month to all the aliens invading new Jersey in drones TRENTON, NJ—President* Joe...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a ceremony that could only be described as out-of-this-world, President Joe Biden has posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal...
Washington, D.C. – In a surprising twist to his final days as Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg announced a groundbreaking—some would...
As three esteemed gender studies triple-doctorates, we feel it is our duty to speak out against the incredible accomplishments of...
(New York, NY) — The National Weather Service has issued an urgent flash flood warning as record-breaking liberal tears inundate...
A local man is living in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years. "I've done my work and I...
BERMUDA TRIANGLE—In a shocking twist of historical and political proportions, aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart has emerged from the Bermuda Triangle...
Grocery shelves across Florida are closing up shop in preparation for a category 5 hurricane Milton. The ones that are...
I don't know who needs to hear it, but pumpkin spice poaching is not okay. I just visited a field...
