Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Satire That’s Truer Than News
  • Sports
  • Page 23

Sports

gillette-jane-austen
  • Culture
  • Sports

Gillette stadium to host massive Jane Austen book club instead of “toxic masculine” football

Exavier Saskagoochie January 16, 2019 0

The shaving products company, Gillette, has released a serious advertisement criticizing toxic masculinity and is expanding the campaign to their...

Read MoreRead more about Gillette stadium to host massive Jane Austen book club instead of “toxic masculine” football
hoverboard
  • Health
  • Sports

Local child miraculously has only broken 18 bones after three days on hoverboard

Exavier Saskagoochie December 28, 2018 0

A local 8-year-old girl, Felicity, is experiencing a Christmas miracle not breaking every bone in her body after three days...

Read MoreRead more about Local child miraculously has only broken 18 bones after three days on hoverboard

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 20 21 22 23

Currently trending:

  • sydney-Sweeney-cryingSydney Sweeney Issues Heartfelt Apology to Critics for Being So Attractive
  • Trump-risk-greenlandBy Securing Greenland, Trump Will Now Get A +5 Troop Bonus Every Turn
  • aoc-911AOC Asks How 9/11 Victims ‘Died in Alphabetical Order’ During Memorial Reading
  • netflix-holdoutNetflix releases documentary on Lindsay Clancy Jury Holdout
  • artificial-unintelligenceAI CEOs Vow to Slow Advancement by Releasing ‘Artificial Unintelligence’ Models Based on AOC and Kamala Harris
  • clod-chatSALADTo Counter Trump’s Artificial Intelligence Push, Dems Launch ‘Artificial Stupidity’ Models Based on AOC and Kamala Harris
  • dems-suckDems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump is no longer president
  • donald-ducksTrump Orders Canadian Geese to be Renamed ‘Donald Ducks’
  • kelce-swiftTravis Kelce Announces Pregnancy Just Days after Marrying Taylor Swift
  • climate-cultClimate Scientists Pray to Climate Goddess Greta to Bring Hurricanes And Fulfill Al Gore’s Prophecy

You may have missed

Trump-risk-greenland
  • Politics
  • World

By Securing Greenland, Trump Will Now Get A +5 Troop Bonus Every Turn

Exavier Saskagoochie September 19, 2026 0
sydney-Sweeney-crying
  • Entertainment
  • Lifestyle & Beauty

Sydney Sweeney Issues Heartfelt Apology to Critics for Being So Attractive

Exavier Saskagoochie September 18, 2026 0
angry-GOP
  • Politics

GOP Makes Final Plea Before Midterms: ‘Vote For Us. We Take the Best Vacations!’

Exavier Saskagoochie September 18, 2026 0
mike-johnson
  • Politics

JUST IN: GOP Congress Narrowly Avoids Doing Anything Before Leaving for Vacation Again

Exavier Saskagoochie September 16, 2026 0
clod-chatSALAD
  • Politics
  • Tech

To Counter Trump’s Artificial Intelligence Push, Dems Launch ‘Artificial Stupidity’ Models Based on AOC and Kamala Harris

Exavier Saskagoochie September 16, 2026 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • By Securing Greenland, Trump Will Now Get A +5 Troop Bonus Every Turn
  • Sydney Sweeney Issues Heartfelt Apology to Critics for Being So Attractive
  • GOP Makes Final Plea Before Midterms: ‘Vote For Us. We Take the Best Vacations!’
  • JUST IN: GOP Congress Narrowly Avoids Doing Anything Before Leaving for Vacation Again
  • To Counter Trump’s Artificial Intelligence Push, Dems Launch ‘Artificial Stupidity’ Models Based on AOC and Kamala Harris

Important Pages

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

GT Shop

Times UP Cartoons

It's Okay to Laugh

Genesius Times: Tomorrow's Babylon Bee Today

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.