Man dumps out tea on front lawn to protest constant surveillance, taxes, and redistributive programs
Very brave. A local man, up to his eyeballs in taxes, legal prohibitions, constant surveillance, and debt to the welfare...
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“Walls are racist!” shouts inclusive progressive from inside his gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
AOC stumbles into grocery store deodorant aisle, is rattled by the horrors of capitalism
AOC's day started like any other. The hashtagtavist turned progressive darling logged some important hours in front of her Twitter...
Feminist gives inspiring testimonial after watching video of black widow eating its mate
The crowd went wild. I was there. The room was electric. The 33rd annual gathering of ‘Women Against the Patriarchy’...
Buttigieg ‘almost certain’ Obama was the first gay president
Pete Buttigieg—who wants to be known as "the butt guy"— was on "Axios on HBO" that "we've probably had excellent...
Human Rights Campaign unanimously votes to add ‘C’ for clown to LGBT
A momentous occasion. The Human Rights Campaign of America has unanimously voted to add the letter 'C' to the ever...
BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...
Irony of using rainbows for fairy tale cause not lost on local leprechaun
As pride month gets kicked off, a type of folk holiday for all the woke Americans to virtue signal towards...
AOC to wait to run for president until 2021 when there will be fewer candidates
Popular democratic socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has declared her intention of running for president, but not in the crowded 2020...
“No penis, no opinion” says violent male criminals
In the wake of the Alabama and Georgia abortion debate, a less publicized discussion is taking root in the cells...
