Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution
In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...
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Pro-choice astronauts: ‘No sign of life here, just these growing human fetuses’
The first astronauts to reach Mars were disappointed to find absolutely no sign of life anywhere on the planet, though...
Russians completely undermine US democracy with $974 of Facebook ads
While the charges of collusion between President Trump and Russia appear to be unwarranted, there is massive evidence that Russia...
OPINION: No one voted for AOC’s Green New Deal because they’re sexist
The Senate voted on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal this week after some epic arguments. No one voted for it...
Sen. Mike Lee jumps on Green New Deal taun taun wagon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK27NZon11w In a beautiful speech, Senator Mike Lee of Utah defends Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal and jumps on the...
First all-female spacewalk cancelled because they ‘couldn’t find the perfect outfit’
A historic spacewalk was scheduled to occur this week, with only women operating outside the ISS for the first time...
Tim Cook announces new ‘Apple Church’ during annual event
Already a sort of religion for fans, the Apple CEO Tim Cook announced a new industry for the tech giant...
Do you remember what you were doing when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down?
People across the country reflect on the tragedies of 3/13/19 when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down. "I was scanning...
‘Captain Marvel’ breaks all records for virtue signals in an opening weekend
Captain Marvel, the latest in the Marvel superhero universe of films, was an enormous hit, breaking all records for the...
Fake economist and fake scientist team up to tell you how to live your life
Bill Nye (aka The Science Guy) is usually the guy with all the fake answers. But at SXSW on Saturday,...
