EXCLUSIVE: First Images from the James Webb Space Telescope
(NASA) The dawn of a new era in astronomy has begun as the world gets its first look at the...
(NASA) The dawn of a new era in astronomy has begun as the world gets its first look at the...
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the stunning success covering up for President* Joe Biden's son Hunter's laptop full of child pornography, the FBI...
WASHINGTON, DC—NASA’s Curiosity rover has uncovered ancient deposits of microbial racism on the Red Planet, opening up the possibility of...
WASHINGTON, DC—After teasing it last week, Nancy Pelosi announced today that she has indeed opened an OnlyFans account. The Speaker...
SEATTLE—While Bill Gates officially has left the Windows board to focus on bioterrorism, he has returned briefly for a release...
CARROLTON, TX—Elon Musk announced the purchase of Motel 6 from the Blackstone Group, this morning. He said the nationwide, popular...
ZURICH—The GPO, Global Password Organization, announced on May 5th, World Password Day, that Elon Musk, the SpaceX and Tesla entrepreneur,...
Elon Musk announced his most recent multi-billion dollar purchases: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. “I invested in the West-Kardashian marriage...
US—People who think men can get pregnant are worried that Elon Musk will allow misinformation on Twitter, sources say. "We're...
SILICON VALLEY—Former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has launched "Bitter", the social media app for all disaffected liberals who have left...