BREAKING: Mayorkas splurges on border wall materials he gave away when walls were evil
THE BORDER—In a stunning twist of events at the U.S.-Mexico border, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has...
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Biden awards Gen. Milley participation trophy for Afghanistan
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to spin the disastrous Afghanistan situation, US President* Joe Biden awarded Chairman of the Joint Chiefs...
BREAKING: Xi Jinping expected to announce replacement for late US Senator Diane Feinstein today
In an astonishing display of international political prowess, General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party, Xi Jinping, wasted no time...
In response to Biden’s $260,000 bribe from China, Democrats to indict Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising turn of events, Democratic lawmakers have announced their intention to once again indict former President Donald...
BREAKING: Eric Johnson becomes first black white supremacist mayor by switching to GOP
DALLAS—In an era where political labels can be as changeable as the weather, the world of media and politics collided...
NY Mayor to Texas Gov: ‘How dare you send illegals to my city that openly welcomes them!’
NEW YORK—Mayor Eric Adams blasted Texas Governor Greg Abbott for bussing illegal immigrants to New York, which openly welcomes them....
BREAKING: Obama orders drone strike to distract from reports he’s gay
In a shocking turn of events, former President Barack Obama has reportedly ordered a drone strike as a distraction from...
San Francisco police arrest peaceful shoplifter for not wearing a mask
SAN FRANCISCO—In a startling turn of events, the city of San Francisco has taken a bold step in its ongoing...
Deaf signer deliberately misquotes DeSantis: ‘Hurricanes make me super happy!’
FLORIDA—A deaf signer with ties to the Campaign To Re-Elect Joe Biden deliberately misquoted Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis during...
BREAKING: Stacey Abrams indicted for ‘subverting election’ just like Trump
ATLANTA—Former Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams and 18 co-defendants have been indicted on the same counts of breaking a variety of...
