BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down
President Donald Trump has announced the conversion of all U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) offices into Spirit Halloween stores,...
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Gaza goat population explodes as Trump ends condom giveaway
Gaza City - In a surprising turn of events, Gaza's goat population is set to undergo a significant boom, following...
BREAKING: Mexican President to Trump: ‘How dare you send back all those migrants who help your economy so much!’
MEXICO CITY - In a fiery display of diplomatic audacity, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has publicly lambasted President Donald Trump...
AOC horrified by new ICE detention facilities popping up everywhere
After being horrified by the ICE detention facility parking lot last year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been stricken with PTSD...
BREAKING: ‘Walls are un-Christian’ says Pope Francis from inside his walled fortress
VATICAN CITY – Speaking from the safety of the Vatican's towering walls, Pope Francis delivered a powerful sermon this week,...
Liberal projectile tears found to be the source of water on the moon
For hundreds of years, researchers and explorers have failed to find evidence of water on the Moon. But just recently...
BREAKING: World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in 4 years
WASHINGTON, DC—In an astonishing turn of events, the global community was taken aback as the newly inaugurated President of the...
NEW LISTING! LUXURY CHARRED REMAINS ESTATE IN PACIFIC PALISADES – REDUCED PRICE AT $2.6 MILLION! WON’T LAST
Welcome, visionaries and lovers of avant-garde living, to the epitome of post-modern architecture! Nestled in the heart of Pacific Palisades,...
Arsonists blame climate change for making them set dozens of fires in California
Former president Barack Obama and California Governor Gavin Newsom have used their celebrity to condemn global warming for the devastating...
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom announces he’s sending 500 billion gallons of water to Ukraine
Sacramento, CA - In an announcement that has left many Californians bewildered, Governor Gavin Newsom declared that the state will...
