BREAKING: Gavin Newsom announces he’s sending 500 billion gallons of water to Ukraine
Sacramento, CA - In an announcement that has left many Californians bewildered, Governor Gavin Newsom declared that the state will...
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BREAKING: After seeing Palisades Fire destruction in California, Biden sends another $100 billion to Ukraine
Washington, D.C. - After seeing the utter devastation caused by the Palisades Fire in California, President* Biden has agreed to...
BREAKING: Trudeau leaves Canada to take up his birthright of ruling Cuba
OTTAWA—In a shocking turn of events, Justin Trudeau has announced his resignation as Prime Minister of Canada to pursue a...
CNN: Fiery but mostly peaceful wildfires destroy California
(CNN) Hundreds of fiery but mostly peaceful wildfires burned across the state of California in recent days and nearly 250,000...
Trump officially renames the Mexican-American War the ‘American-American War’
MAR-A-LAGO—Following a call to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Trump to buy Greenland to rename it Iceland and buy Iceland to rename it Greenland
NUUK, GREENLAND—An idea whose time has come, former President Donald Trump announced his latest and greatest real estate venture: purchasing...
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau resigns to focus on career in blackface entertainment
OTTAWA—In a move that has left the Canadian political landscape in shock, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced early this morning...
BREAKING: Nation horrified to learn terrorist wasn’t a white supremacist
New Orleans, LA — In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation reevaluating its assumptions, the identity...
Man who accidentally left 300,000 guns for Taliban gives lecture on gun control
WASHINGTON, DC—The man who accidentally left 300,000 guns for the Taliban and is sending millions of dollars in weapons to...
BREAKING: Trump has invaded Canada
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has invaded Canada in a bizarre pre-presidential stunt that has...
