Bill Gates leaves Microsoft board to focus on killing innocent people through biological weapons
Microsoft announced on Friday that Bill Gates is leaving the board, effective Friday. Gates is also stepping down from his position on...
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To prevent death or injury, CDC recommends canceling everything forever
ATLANTA, GA – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued new guidelines for dealing with the sniffles...
Bernie assures dying Italians that rationing of care their in socialized medical system ‘isn’t so bad’
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders flew to Italy before the travel ban goes into effect to assure dying Italians...
Migrant horde reminded to wash hands before storming Greek border: EU officials
European Union officials concerned with the spread of coronavirus have issued a plea to the thousands of military-age men amassing...
China finds innovative way to kill dissidents disguised as coronavirus patients in collapsable hotels
It seems China is always in the news these days. The trade wars, supply chain exclusivity, their alleged coming collapse,...
Greta Thunberg threatens to release more coronavirus to further lower global CO2
While Bill Gates has been disappointed that his population control coronavirus hasn't killed off as many people as he had...
Bernie to outfit campaign managers and volunteers in designer Brown Shirts
Countless Millennials and GenXers are signing up as volunteers for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Many are wearing Bernie Bro tee...
Hero priest saves defenseless cherub from heinous celestial trafficking ring
An administrator of sacraments by day, and an undercover agent at night, Father Nick Spencer wears a lot of hats....
Biden confident he can win ‘after taking South Korean primary’
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is confident he can take the nomination and beat Donald Trump after, "an impressive win...
Obama abruptly quits taking credit for the economy after stock market plunge
After a month-long feud with President Trump about who should receive credit for the booming economy, former President Barack Obama...
