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French President Macron concedes to opposition but only if they agree to burn the whole country down first

Exavier Saskagoochie December 7, 2018 0

After several days of intense negotiations, French President Emanuel Macron has agreed to two provisions in the fuel tax debate...

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Thousands of migrants demand ‘human rights’ by bashing people and destroying others’ property

Exavier Saskagoochie November 26, 2018 0

The migrant caravan seeking asylum and 'human rights' has reached the US border and started bashing border patrol agents and...

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Thousands March to Demand That America Become More Like The Countries They’re Fleeing

Exavier Saskagoochie October 22, 2018 0

A group of tens of thousands of well-dressed poor people marched through the streets of their impoverished Central American countries,...

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