BREAKING: People who have been calling for violence targeting Trump for 10 years ‘shocked’ of all the violence targeting Trump 
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Files Charges Against Trump for Surviving Another Assassination Attempt 
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
Israel’s Pride Festival Near Ancient Site of Sodom and Gomorrah Cancelled Over 85% Chance of Fire and Brimstone 
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5 Simple Ways To Avoid Possessing Classified Information
By now you’re probably aware of the fact that classified materials have been found in multiple locations belonging to the...
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi Unable to Return Home After Priest Performs Exorcism at Her House
SAN FRANCISCO—In an interview with the New York Times, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), revealed that she had a priest perform...
‘Does 2+2=4?’ And Other Questions Biden’s Press Secretary Couldn’t Answer From The Press
President Biden’s press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, has become notorious for deflecting questions from or giving non-answers to members of the...
Military Ends Protecting What is Definitely Not a One World Government
DAVOS—As the WEF concludes, 5,000 military personnel are no longer needed to protect what is absolutely not, without a doubt,...
Beauty Tips 101: A Guide to Looking Like a Complete Fraud
Ladies, are you tired of feeling like you're not good enough? Tired of looking in the mirror and not seeing...
BREAKING: Florida man tries to smuggle alligator into strip club
In the latest installment of the never-ending saga known as "Florida Man," local resident Billy Bob Joe (not his real...
BREAKING: Gretchen Whitmer denies that she is George Santos dressed in drag
EAST LANSING, MI—Another chapter in the ongoing George Santos (R-NY) drama has unfolded as rumors swirled around him allegedly dressing...
SCARY: These are the lungs of 7-year-old who grew up in a home with a gas oven
Just look at this picture to see what the lungs of an unvaccinated person. I don’t know how you can...
NZ Prime Minister Ardern steps down to pursue her dream of racing in the Kentucky Derby
Jacinda Ardern has announced she will quit as New Zealand prime minister next month, saying she wants to pursue her...
