Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Cleveland Indians win ’21 World Series after changing name to Cleveland Dominion Voting Machines
The long lasting name for the movie-star Cleveland Indians baseball team has come to an end. The infamous team were...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
BREAKING: AOC infiltrates Santa’s Workshop to add all Trump supporters to Naughty List
NORTH POLE--US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was caught impersonating a Santa's helper (also known as Santa Elf "Sandy") in order...
Despite being snubbed for 30+ days, BLM still confident that Biden will talk to them
In spite of being snubbed by the Biden-Harris administration for 30+ days, representatives of Black Lives Matter are still confident...
AOC deadnames; becomes People’s Magazine 2020 Person of the Year
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a "she". Her name however, has...
BREAKING: Joe Biden dies during speech celebrating electoral college victory
WASHINGTON DC—Self Identifying President-Elect Joe Biden died today while giving a celebratory speech about the contested electoral college. Several people...
Dominion Voting System selected as Time Person of the Year
Dominion Voting Systems, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been selected as Time...
Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity
The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced. Our Democratic leaders will unite...
BREAKING: Giuliani presents evidence the Supreme Court has never seen before
WASHINGTON DC—Attorney for President Trump Rudy Giuliani today presented evidence that the 2020 presidential election was illegitimate, which most state...
Revolutionary Reset: Biden eager to forge new relationship with the bourgeoisie GOP
NEWARK, DE—President elect, Joe Biden announced his plan to bring the country back together like the French did in their...
President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
WASHINGTON DC—At a live press conference, President-Elect Kanye West announced President Donald Trump will be the Secretary of State in...
