Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government
WASHINGTON DC—'Bidengait' erupts in the capitol as the Senate Intelligence committee investigates a possible conspiracy inside the Biden administration to...
In front of a live audience, actress Ellen Page announced that she is a transexual. Her bravery secured her America's...
SEATTLE--Amazon spokesperson, Jeff Bezalbog, filled us in on their new Elections department. “We kinda missed the boat on the last...
ATLANTA—Frustrated with the lack of action by the FBI in the widespread election fraud cases, the legal team for President...
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Dominion-Elect Kamala Harris has decided to start off the Winter Solstice celebration (that some refer to as...
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Former US President Bill Clinton has tested positive for every disease known to man except for COVID-19, which is...
(CNN) Brave anchor Chris Cuomo has made it very clear that it is illegal to watch video of poll workers...
SCORES GENETLEMEN'S CLUB, NEWARK, DE--President-elect Joe Biden has promised that he will defund police in his first 100 days and...
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of honest socialism merchandise on her...
EAST LANSING, MI—Michigan's White Witch Gretchen Whitmer has officially launched the 100-year quarantine, emulating Los Angeles's 100-year quarantine and by...
