California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player 
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a bigot on Indigenous Peoples’ Day
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Columbus Day, you're a Nazi bigot, so that's why most woke cultures and municipalities...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Columbus Day: Leftists Are Protesting Immigrant Who Brought Diversity to America
US—Progressive activists have taken to the streets to denounce Christopher Columbus—an Italian immigrant who, ironically, kickstarted one of the most...
Pro-Palestinian protesters demand genocide continue until someone besides Trump can negotiate peace plan
Gaza City, October 10, 2025 — In a bold display of political purity, a coalition of Pro-Palestinian activists has issued...
Highlights from the 2025 Housework Olympics
In a surprising blend of satire and spectacle, the 2025 Housework Olympics kicked off at the Michelob Ultra Arena during...
BREAKING: Barack Obama Awarded Nobel Peace Prize for Trump-Orchestrated Middle East Peace Deal
Oslo, Norway – October 9, 2025 – In a surprising decision, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has awarded the 2025 Nobel...
I’d Rather Have Global Thermonuclear War Than World Peace Orchestrated by Trump
As the most intersectionally progressive being on this overheating, colonialist rock we call Earth—a transwoman valiantly trapped in the body...
Jay ‘It’s Okay to Kill Kids of Political Enemies’ Jones Draws Line at Dog Murder
RICHMOND, VA — In a stunning display of moral clarity, Virginia Attorney General nominee Jay Jones has taken a courageous...
BREAKING: Hakeem Jeffries filibusters law that officially labels him ‘Dollar Store Obama’
WASHINGTON, DC—House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) launched a marathon filibuster yesterday to block the passage of a law that,...
Fans Thank Pope As Beer Cooler Ice Remains Unmelted After ‘Ice Blessing’
VATICAN CITY – In a move hailed as the greatest papal intervention since the invention of the fish fry, Pope...
In attempt to retain subscribers, Netflix releases new Trump docudrama series
LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to retain fleeing subscribers, Netflix has unveiled Trump: The Reimagining, a new docudrama...
