BREAKING: Local Farmer Alleges Ed Gallrein Barbecued Bald Eagle at Secret Ceremony 
BREAKING: Cow Claims Thomas Massie Offered Her $5k in ‘Cow Money’ to Hide His Popeyes Love 
Groundbreaking AI Study Resolves MJ vs. LeBron GOAT Debate with Empirical Simulation 
AOC: Republicans are trying to rig elections by only allowing US citizens to vote 
Trump Deploys Maintenance Crew to Correct Glaring Typo 
Brigitte Macron produces ironclad photographic evidence of womanhood
PARIS – In a stunning rebuttal to years of baseless conspiracy theories questioning her gender, Brigitte Macron, France’s First Lady,...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Local liberal urges friends to ‘Trust the science (but not the science that disproves my argument)’
Local progressive activist Karen Witherspoon held a press conference today outside the Cedar Springs Community Center, passionately urging residents to...
The Daily Dumpster Fire: Episode 2
Chad Furthingrotten & Karen Bubbletitch are back, torching the news with savage wit! Society’s imploding faster than a bad TikTok...
Kash Patel says FBI considering making up a ‘bunch of other fake ass texts’ to incriminate accomplices in Charlie Kirk shooting
Washington, D.C. —In an unusually candid admission, current FBI Director Kash Patel told reporters Friday that the Bureau is considering...
Ball State Cancels Entire Health Department After Director’s Failed Results
MUNCIE, IN — In a move that has left academics and alumni scratching their heads, Ball State University has abruptly...
BREAKING: Congress narrowly avoids being fiscally responsible again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a feat of financial acrobatics that left economists shaking their heads and taxpayers reaching for aspirin, Speaker Mike...
If You Wanted to Silence Jimmy Kimmel, You Should’ve Just Killed Him Like a Normal Person
In these tumultuous times, where the airwaves are a battlefield and late-night comedy is the last bastion of truth (or...
To Avoid Prosecution, Killer’s ‘Furry’ Roomie Agrees To Be Spay & Neutered
SALT LAKE CITY, UT —A self-identified transgender “furry” has agreed to undergo spaying and neutering to avoid prosecution for harboring...
AOC: It’s Not Domestic Terrorism, It’s *Democratic Domestic Terrorism, So It’s OK
US—Listen up, comrades. The corporate media and their billionaire puppet masters are at it again, clutching their pearls over what...
‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ Wins Emmy for Best Talk Series to Be Canceled for Being So Awful
CBS’s The Late Show with Stephen Colbert clinched the Emmy for Best Talk Series at last night’s ceremony, a category...
