AOC vows to torch her Tesla made by that ‘stupid billionaire’ as soon as she figures out how those magic firesticks work 
Catholic Nuns Cure ADHD With Simple Life Hack 
Local liberal agonizes over which cold-blooded murderer to support today 
Scientists now say that burning Teslas to the ground is better for the environment than not doing so 
BREAKING: All-Female Space Crew Aborts Mission After Failing to Parallel Park Shuttle in Orbit 
Tim Walz: ‘Those dipsh*t Nazi Republicans need to knock it off with the name-calling’
In a bold and impassioned speech from the steps of the Minnesota State Capitol, Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee Tim Walz...
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Democrats stunned to learn that hatred of Trump can’t buy groceries or gas
Democratic voters nationwide are coming to the grim realization that seething hatred for Donald Trump isn’t an acceptable form of...
WaPo can’t choose between Harris or Hitler; will stay neutral in 2024 election
In a surprising editorial move, The Washington Post has announced that it will officially remain neutral in the 2024 presidential...
Kamala responds to 3-hour-longTrump interview on Joe Rogan with 18 minutes of her cackling at questions she can’t answer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and late-night comedians thanking their lucky...
Leonardo DiCaprio lands private jet to endorse Kamala Harris on his private yacht because climate change
In a bold and groundbreaking move to combat climate change, Leonardo DiCaprio has decided to take a private jet from...
OOOPS! Puppet strings visible in latest campaign stop by Obama and Kamala Harris
PENNSYLVANIA—In an unexpected turn of events at a recent campaign rally, Barack Obama found himself in hot water after attendees...
BREAKING: Amelia Earhart emerges from Bermuda Triangle to accuse Trump of groping her before fatal flight
BERMUDA TRIANGLE—In a shocking twist of historical and political proportions, aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart has emerged from the Bermuda Triangle...
Biden: ‘It’s okay that Kamala has IQ of a fence post; the president doesn’t do anything anymore anyway’
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Speaking from a beach chair while sipping lemonade on his seemingly permanent taxpayer-funded vacation, President* Joe...
Kamala Harris: ‘Inflation is way down if you exclude all the things that cost more.’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold new economic revelation, Vice President Kamala Harris reassured Americans struggling with rising prices by...
BREAKING: Joe Biden re-enters presidential race after seeing Kamala Harris lose
In a surprising move, President Joe Biden has officially re-entered the 2024 presidential race, just days after watching Vice President...
