California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player 
Kamala Harris never paid reparations for slaves her family owned
As recently reported, the ancestors of Kamala Harris owned slaves yet she has not paid any sort of reparations for...
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Scientists baffled as to why straight men prefer biological women over trans-women
Scientists at the prestigious Johns Hopkins Psychiatric Clinic are baffled as to why straight men prefer biological women over trans-women....
Democrats finally outraged over a border crossing
Democrats have increasingly supported border crossings, especially when they involve undocumented migrants coming into the United States to vote for...
After visit to city, libertarian gets PTSD from ‘so many roads’
It was a quick visit to Dallas for a local libertarian in our fine community that started the nightmare which...
Millions of people are upset that a few people are upset that Ariel is black
Millions of people across the country are upset that a few people are upset that Disney's live action film version...
Frederica Wilson promises to prosecute the people who keep dressing her like Macho Man Randy Savage
Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson has asserted that she will prosecute the people who keep dressing her up like the...
Trump OKs slave reparations paid for with 1st class 1-way ticket to African country of choice
Several Democratic presidential candidates have promoted the concept of reparations for slavery as a way to pander to black voters...
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein Tragically Killed in Single-Vehicle Auto Accident Tomorrow
PALM BEACH — In a shocking and entirely unpredictable development, financier and registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was declared dead...
Man dumps out tea on front lawn to protest constant surveillance, taxes, and redistributive programs
Very brave. A local man, up to his eyeballs in taxes, legal prohibitions, constant surveillance, and debt to the welfare...
Kamala Harris: ‘4th of July is racist’; will remove white stripes on the US flag
Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has publicly stated something we've all been thinking: "The Fourth of July is a racist...
