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Local men dominate International Women’s Day celebration 
Sources say that Iran has elected Barack Obama as the new Supreme Leader 
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Congress pauses demanding release of Epstein files in order to block release of congressional sex abuse files 
Democrats rally around coronavirus as their best bet to beat Trump in 2020
Democrats around the country are celebrating the death and economic destruction of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) as their best bet...
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NYC to shut off power in ‘a couple places’ to ensure enough people are panicking during outbreak
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said that his office is on 'a war footing' with the effort to...
Newly released Tom Brady called in to deflate the coronavirus and render it harmless
Who doesn't remember 'Deflategate'? If you don't, that's when the New England Patriots were accused of lowering the pressure in...
Coronavirus finally defends itself: ‘Killing people is only 3% of what I do’
In a surprise press conference, the notorious Coronavirus, which has causes so much death and destruction over the course of...
Pope Francis says coronavirus is retribution for inadequate transgender bathrooms
Pope Francis has been a pretty busy fella these days. Italy is inundated with COVID-19, the crematoriums are now offering...
Pelosi wears commemorative toilet paper earrings to coronavirus press conference
In a bold move of class and style during a chaotic time, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wore...
15-person coronavirus task force recommends gatherings of no more than 10 people
The 15-person White House coronavirus task force urged Americans to avoid groups larger than 10 people in a newly aggressive...
POLL: Coronavirus exposure preferable to exposure to Joe Biden
Over the last few weeks, GT has sent dozens of reporters around this wonderful country of ours to see if...
Bernie demands inept government that flubbed COVID-19 response take over entire healthcare system
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has been extremely critical of the governmental response to the coronavirus outbreak and the...
BREAKING: Democrats outlaw coronavirus; Trump mad he didn’t think of that
The Democrat National Committee or DNC, has been successful in stealing a primary election from the honest communist Bernie Sanders...