BREAKING: Katy Perry declares herself pope after reading the Bible for 11 minutes 
BREAKING: NYPD Chief Turns into Zombie Following Bite From Democrat Councilwoman at Protest 
Fetuses identifying as MS-13 gang members to get Democrats to start fighting for their rights 
BREAKING: Pope Francis dies happy after meeting with JD Vance 
BREAKING: Trump agrees to transfer illegal gang members to the houses of Supreme Court judges who say he can’t deport them 
Suckers now born every 11.9 seconds: scientist
A sucker is now born every 11.9 seconds, a new study in Science shows. “Americans who haven’t opened a book...
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BREAKING: First living turd named Time Person of the Year
Chet, climate activist abd Congress's first living turd, has been name Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2019. "He...
Jerry Nadler surgically adds bionic arms to maintain impeachment hearing gavel banging
Chair of the United States Congress Judiciary Committee Jerrold Nadler (Democrat, New York, 10th Congressional District) is being worn out...
Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year
In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created a Soviet-style single-payer Department of...
Adam Schiff eyed to defend Hunter Biden in child negligence case
With the recent court ruling that Hunter Biden & Lunden Alexis Roberts must turn over 5 years of financial records,...
BREAKING: Nadler rushed to hospital for heart attack; cured by loosening belt buckle
Representative Jerrold Nadler who has been a key player in the impeachment of Donald Trump was rushed to the hospital...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveils plan for free 100% renewable electricity for all
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her vision for a Green New Deal, including, shockingly, that every American must hold their breath...
BREAKING: Dozens of activists die of asphyxiation while holding breath to fight climate change
Led by Green New Deal coauthor and scientific mastermind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, hundreds of climate activists held their breath for over...
Khan promises to ban knives ‘harder’ after latest London knife attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised to ban knives harder after the latest terrorist knife attack in London. "Killing people...
Pelosi dusts off her never-used Catholic card for press conference
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi dusted of her never-used Catholic card and presented it at a press conference regarding...
